I saw this jokes in some other sites but I havent seen it here so I might as well share this.
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church service when she was startled by an intruder.
As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled,
Stop! Acts; 2:38
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.
replied the burglar,
She said she had an AX and two 38’s!