A carpet layer had just finished installing
carpet for a
lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was
”No sense pulling up the entire floor for one
smokes,” he said to himself. He proceeded to get
hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
”Here,” she said,
handling him his pack of cigarettes. ”I found
them in the
”Now,” she said, ”if only I could find my