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A carpet layer had just finished installing

carpet for a

lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize

he’d lost

his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was

a bump.

”No sense pulling up the entire floor for one

pack of

smokes,” he said to himself. He proceeded to get

out his

hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.

”Here,” she said,

handling him his pack of cigarettes. ”I found

them in the


”Now,” she said, ”if only I could find my


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