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I have two U.S. coins totaling 55 cents. One isn't a nickel. What are the coins?
A: A 50-cent piece and a nickel. One is not a nickel, but the other one is. (That was a trick question)
Q: If you had only one match and you walked into a room where there was a candle, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
A: The match
Q: How far can a dog run into the woods?
A: Halfway
Q: A doctor gives you three pills, telling you to take one every half hour. How long will the pills last?
A: 30 minutes each. (Or, if they wanted to know the total time, 90 minutes)
Q: A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
A: 9
Q: How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A: Noah may have taken 2, but Moses just parted the water.
Q: A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
A: Beef! (Or any other type of meat for that matter)
Q: How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A: 12
Q: What was the President's name in 1950?
A: Same as it is now.
Q: How much dirt is in a hole three feet wide by five feet long by four feet deep?
A: None, it's a hole.
Q: You are driving a train eastbound on a railroad track at 60 miles per hour. You travel for 30 minutes and pick up ten passengers. Thirty minutes later all but three of the passengers get off the train. What is the engineer's name?
A: Whatever **your name** is.
