ow many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Choose any number you like, but first you must make sure the light bulb WANTS to change.
How many Computer Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, that's a hardware problem.
How many Telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
How many Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
- First it takes a probe to find out why the bulb burned out, a committee to study the cost of replacement, a liberal to make sure the bulb's civil rights aren't infringed, a conservative to sell the used bulbs to our enemies, and a president to explain to the tax payers why change is good.
How many Doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
- Well, it depends. How much insurance does the light bulb have?
How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
- FIFTEEN! YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?
How many Economists does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they're waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting disequilibrium.
How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they just redefine darkness as the new standard.
How many Lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- Whereas the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as the "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to ...(on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseum)
