Just One Thing hree men are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first man asks for a big stack of books. The second man asks for his wife. And the third man asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes. At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first man's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific." They open up the second man's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got five new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiuful new family. I love it." They open up the third man's door, and he's slapping at his pockets desperately, asking "Anybody got a match?"