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Comparison

OMEN:

- Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

- Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.

- Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

- A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

- Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

- The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.

- They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

EN:

- Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and sometimes killing spiders.


 
 
 
 



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