here was one little boy that was quite a trouble maker at a Private Christian Public School. One day he frustrated the teacher so far that he was sent to the Dean's Office.
Once getting there he was issued into the main chamber where sat the dean behind his large desk. The Dean, having dealt with the boy before, tried a new approach.
He stood up and asked the boy if he knew where God was. The Boy sunk into his seat.
Again the Dean asked, "Do you know where God is?" The boy's lip started to tremble.
The Dean raised his voice and asked a third time "Do you know where God is?" The boy's eyes started to dart left and right.
The Dean pounded his desk with his fist and yelled "Do you know where God is!?"
The little boy jumps to his feet and ran out of the office, out of the school and all the way home. When he got there, he went to his room and hid in his closet.
The little boy's sister toddles into the room and asks him "What's wrong?"
The little boy tells his sister "God is Missing and the Dean thinks that I stole Him!"
