Praize - The all-in-one Christian Community
New Compassion Month | Help?

Welcome, Guest [Sign In] Sign Up - Learn more - [Sign In]
You are here: Home > Jokes > Church, Religion & Denominations > Why Men Should Join the Church Choir
A D V E R T I S E M E N T
Sponsors: Xulon | LeTourneau | Single? | Sponsor a Child
Christian Search Engine    Directory

More Laughs


Joke Areas
Joke Home
Advice for the Good Life
Church Bloopers & Signs
Church, Religion & Denominations
The Golden Years
Heavenly Humor
Love & Marriage
Men & Women
Parenting Skills
Pastor Jokes
Positively Political
Prayer Humor
Strange but True?!?
Through the Eyes of a Child
The Trouble with the Law
Praize Christian Jokes

Get help in Praize Support

.....................................
Praize Christian Jokes Channel - Church Jokes - Why Men Should Join the Church Choir

 
Why Men Should Join the Church Choir

10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. Which means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendinitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control or computer mouse.

9. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match properly.

8. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out at the entire congregation from the choir seats, you will develop interesting new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called "Who's Praying, Who's Sleeping?"

7. On the other hand, sitting in full view of 400-500 people on a weekly basis makes it much less likely that you yourself will give in to a chronic lack of sleep. Although it has been known to happen.

6. If you think your singing in the shower sounds good now, just wait till you've been singing with us for a few weeks.

5. Singing in a choir is one of the few activities for men that does not require electronics equipment or expensive power tools. This could be good for the family budget.

4. For the fitness buffs, singing in the Choir is not only heart healthy, it's soul healthy. But there are no monthly membership fees, and it's a lot easier on the knees than jogging.

3. If you think you've done everything there is to do, and there are no great challenges left in life, try singing with us guys and staying on pitch.

2. Choir rehearsal lasts half as long as a professional football game, but is at least twice as satisfying. This is especially true if you are a long-suffering fan of the Miami Dolphins. (Don't worry, though, the rehearsals are on Wednesday, not Monday Nights.)

And the number 1 reason men should join the choir:

1. When people ask you whether you've been behaving yourself, you can say with the utmost sincerity, "Hey, I'm a Choir Boy."



< Previous Joke | Jokes Home | Category Home | Submit a Joke | Next Joke >

 

 

 Get Christian Cartoons and Jokes by Mail! 



 
Download the Praize Messenger


Get the Praize Instant Messenger!




Back to top Back to top
New: Create your free blog at Praize | Profile: View - Edit - Points - Upgrade
Browse: Bible - Classics - Downloads - Events - Gallery - Health - Publishing - Sermons - Tips
Community: Blogs - Debates - Friends - Jobs - Newsletters - People - Prayer - Singles
Connect: Chat - Clubs - Forums - Greetings - Mail - Messenger - Text Msg
Find: Directory - Lyrics - Site Search - Web | Members: Online - Search
Fun: Books - Cartoons - Games - Giveaways - Jokes - Kids - Movies - Music - Quiz - Surveys
Information: Education - Finance - Holidays - News - Polls - Questions - Spiritual Gifts - Weather
Organize: My Praize - Address Book - Briefcase - Calendar - Favorites - Notepad - Photos
Shop: Classifieds - Gear - Magazines - Shopping Mall - Travel
Webmaster: AdVerts - WebBuilder - Exchange - Hosting - Promote - Stores More Praize...
Subscribe to over 30 Christian Newsletters Update your Interests
Books Education Humor News Singles
Business Family Kids Pastors Software
Chat Finance Men Prayer Requests Internet
Church Giveaways Ministries Praise Reports Webmasters
Debates Health Movies Seniors Women
Devotions Homeschooling Music Shopping Youth




© 2001-2008 \o/ Praize Inc. All rights reserved. - Other Network Sites: Christian.TV | Xianz.com