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God Says

1) A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash

2) K-Mart isn't the only saving place!

3) Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary

4) Delay is preferable to error

5) Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible

6) It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees

7) What part of THOU SHALT NOT don't you understand?

8) A clear conscience makes a soft pillow

9) The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday

10) Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings

11) Forbidden fruit creates many jams

12) Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!



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