Biblical characters as high-tech promoters ouldn't biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans: 10. Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? 9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning. 8. The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights. 7. Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way. 6. Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half. 5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat. 4. Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960. 3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter. 2. Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002...B.C.E. 1. Job for Nasdaq: 'Nuff said.