wo men, one with a Doberman Pincer and one with a Chihuahua. The man with the Doberman Pincer says to the man with a Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The man with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The man with the Doberman Pincer says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant and the man with the Doberman Pincer puts on a pair of dark glasses walks in.
A waiter at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pincer says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The waiter asks, "A Doberman Pincer?"
The man replies, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."
The waiter shrugs and says, "Come on in."
The man with the Chihuahua figures, "hey why not?," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
The waiter says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The waiter says skeptically, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua!?"