f I were a bear, I'd get to hibernate. I'd do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
If I were a bear, I'd have to eat myself stupid before I hibernated. I could deal with that, too.
If I were a mama bear, everyone would know I meant business. I'd swat anyone who bothered my cubs. If my cubs were out of line, I'd swat them too. I could deal with that.
If I were a female bear, my mate would EXPECT me to wake up growling. He would EXPECT that I would have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear.
